Quiz Thing WTF

So I stole this from Kxs as something to do. XDX I really need to make Journal entries more often. XDX

1. Name: Christopher
2. Nickname(s): AGodofIrony, AGoI, Spork
3. Birthday: December 9th, 1989
4. That makes you: 22
5. Where were you born: Fort Ord, California
6. Location right now: Magalia, California. Bit of a roundabout route to get here though.
7. Shoe size: 13
8. How many piercings?: None. Piercings freak me out, actually.
9. Tattoos?: See above! Except replace 'piercings' with 'tattoos.'
10. When you wake up you're: Stare at the ceiling and shake fist at the alarm clock.
11. When your about to sleep you're: Probably finishing playing a random game on my iPod or reading something.
12. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
13. Chinese sign: Snake
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty!
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. School: None right now

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: American mutt of European descent. Descended from cowards, dirt farmers, and soldiers. And sometimes a mix of those.
18. Hair colour: Very, very dark brown
20. Weight: 200lbs
21. Height: Six foot one!
22. Braces? Nope! I have really good teeth, actually.
23. Glasses? Nope! Parents and both of my sisters need them though.

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: No...
25. If so, who?: ...
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? This is entirely possible.
27. Who has a crush on you? I have no clue. I'm a guy, we can't tell when we're being flirted with.
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? No.
29. Who was your first kiss: Meline...
30. Who was your last kiss: Meline...
31. Are you a virgin? Yes.
32. Ever had a threesome before? Considering above, no.
33. *deleted question* I don't even know what this question was.
34. Have you ever been in love? Well, yah.
35. Broken any hearts? Possibly, after mine was broken...
36. Got your heart broken? Yah...
37. Ever liked a friend? Of course I like my friends! Otherwise I wouldn't be friends with them! /knowsthat'snotwhatthequestionmeans
38. What happened? We continue being friends?

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in? One.
40. How many were serious enough to count: One.
41. Who were those serious ones: Meline...
42. -this one was blank- *Shrug*
43. What made them different: It was my first?
44. What happened?: She disappeared for two weeks without even giving me a heads up, didn't respond to me calling her, and had me worried and a nervous wreck for over a week because of that, terrified I did something wrong.
45. Best boy/girlfriend: Well since there was only the one...
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: See above...
47. Ever been kissed: Yes.
48. Who do you want back: ...
49. Who do you regret: ...
50. Why?:...

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: I have no idea what my favorite song would be. Not even sure I have one currently.
52. Movie: Jurassic Park
53. Food: Pizza, pastrami sandwich
54. Drink: Milk!
55. Store: Bat Comics, Target, Toys R Us, Gamestop, K-Mart
56. Television show: Ben 10: Ultimate Alien, and Doctor Who
57. Holiday: CHRISTMAS
58. Book: Jurassic Park!
59. Ice cream: M&M Blizzard things.
60. Sweets: Gummy cherries!
61. Crisps: ...Do you mean chips? Sour Cream and Onion.
62. Type of music: Music stuff! But seriously I usually go for songs I can identify to a character.
63. Artist: What kind of artist? Drawing, singing? Either way, I don't know.
64. Word: For right now? "Cannibalize."
65. Time of day: Late evening.
66. Dressing: Ranch.
67. Alcoholic drink: I've yet to try one I liked.
68. Colour(s): Black, gray, white....booooooring.
69. Piece of clothing: Pants!
70. Character: The Doctor. Of my own design, probably Galv.
71. Smell: Fresh fries.
72. Shampoo: Whatever's in the bathroom when I'm taking a shower.
73. Soap: See above.
74. Smiley: XDX
75. Board game: Monopoly, actually. XD
76. Sport: I don't care much for sports...
77. Number: 13, and 49
78. Quote: "The plastic ends on shoelaces are called agletts. Their true purpose is sinister." - The Question
or
"Allonz-y!" - The Doctor
79. Animal: Meerkats, koalas, and walruses
80. Actor: David Tennant
82. Vegetable: Carrots!
83. Fruit: Hmmm...mangos, I think.
84. Place to be: By my computer? XD
85. Thing in your room: When my computer isn't in there, I suppose my bed? XD
86. Gum: Juicy Fruit
87. Shape: None.
88. Country: I guess England.
89. Mall: The only one I have access too, I guess?
90. Car: Whatever moves?
91. Boy's name: Charles Snapdragon McFisticuffs
92. Girl's name: Idunno.
93. Family member: Don't make me choose. D:
94. Restaurant: Subway!
95. Movie place: Probably the Cinemark in Chico
96. Person to go to the movies with: Usually my little brother. Sometimes my dad!
97. Noise: Music!
98. Brand of shoe: Whatever fits and doesn't cost an arm and a leg.
99. Brand of clothing: I care?
100. Body part of a chicken: Legs!
101. Swear word: Shize
102. Month: December!
103. Possession: Duckles. Sorry iPod and laptop, nostalgic toy from my childhood trumps you.
104. Team: Go whoever! Wooooo.
105. Season: Winter.
106. Radio station: None, but for some reason I read this as 'Radiation' at first. Probably all the New Vegas
107. Magazine: Discover
108. Favourite grade: Eh.
109. Least favourite grade: All of middle school.
110. Teacher: Scho! The band teacher
111. Least favourite teacher: This philosophy professor I had in college.
112. Subject: ...HISTORY! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN. Yah, I was more of a history nerd then science. XD
113. Subject to talk about: History and science.

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: Pam!
115. Who's your dad?: John!
116. Any step-parents?: None.
117. Any brothers?: One!
118. Any Sisters?: Two!
120. Coolest: Rachel. SORRY ALI AND NICK
121. Loudest: Ali.
122. Best relative: Don't make me choose. D:
123. Worse relative: My cousin...
124. Do you get along with your parents? Yes.
125. With your siblings? Yup!
126. Does anyone understand you? Depends on what I'm saying and to who.
127. Do you have any pets?: I do.
128. If so, what kind and name? Two dogs, Artemis and Gwen. Three cats, Polaris, Echo, and Serenity
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: I kinda want a parrot... XD
130. Can I be a part of your family? No. They're mine!

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? I am not...
132. Did you drop out?: Kinda, yah...I'm not really sure what I want to study...
133. Your current GPA: Blaaaaaank.
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Both!
135. ABC's?: Easy as 1-2-3 ~
136. Favorite class: Depended on the year. Though I'd go for Band in High School.
137. Play any sports at school?: Only during P.E.
138. Are you popular?: I don't go to school!
139. Favourite memory: A bunch of geeks and nerds beating the jocks at a game of football during P.E. It was glorious.
140. Most humiliating moment: Showing up to the wrong class once. D:
141. Funniest moment: When some kid ran me over while he was on foot. XD Or when an acquaintance jumped at a tree from a ledge. Twice.
142. Most scared moment: Not sure...

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: Thaddius
146. Dog: Pet
147. Christina Aguilera: Person
148. Ricky Martin: Other person
149. 50 cent: Rapper
150. Poop: Goddammit CR.
151. Beach: Cold.
152. Desert: Windy
153. Water: Drink
154. Osama: Dead guy
155. Love: Makes the world go round ~
156. Your little brother: Small
157. Butt: Thingy
158. Clowns: Work
159. Wonder: Land
16o. Brown: Hair
161. Banana: Split
162. Sex: Intercourse
163. Parents: People who I share genes with
164. Homosexuals: People
165. God: A belief

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: No
167. Heaven: No
168. Devil: No
169. Hell: No
170: Boogy man: No.
171. Closet Monsters: No. I don't have a closet.
172. Fortune tellings: Nope.
173. Magic: The card game? Yes. It's fun!
174. Love at first sight: I suppose it depends on how you define love. But yah, you can feel a connection/attraction to someone at a first sight. We're irrational. XD
175. Ghosts: Nadda.
176. Voo-doo dolls: Yes and no. They exist, but I do not believe they work.
177. Reincarnation: No.
178. Yourself: F*ck yah.


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: Nope!
180. Do drugs: I do not.
181. Drink alcohol: Occasionally, but never very much.
182. Cuss: Same as above. XD
183. Sing in the shower: I do not.
184. Like school: Not really, no.
185. Want to get married: I do.
186. Type with all of your fingers: Yup.
187. Think you're attractive: I guess I'm alright?
188. Drink and drive: I will indulge in a sip of soda sometimes.
189. Snore: I apparently make some kind of weird humming noise, actually.
190. Sleep walk: I do not.
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Depends on the context, I guess.

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: Not that I remember.
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: I've never even been drunk.
194. Told that person how you felt:  Well, yah...
195. Been arrested: Nope.
196. Gone to jail or juve: I have not!
197. Skateboarded: Tried once. Didn't work well.
198. Skinny dipped: No.
199. Rock climbed: Yes actually.
200. Killed someone: Not that you know of. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
201. Watched porn: No.
202. Gone on a road trip: Plenty.
203. Went out of the country: A few times!
204. Talked back to an adult: I have.
205. Broken a law: Not intentionally.
206. Got pulled over: A couple times, actually.
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Nope.
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Don't think so...
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: Well my ex-girlfriend had been mine and my sister's friend before we started dating...
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: Nope.
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: Our dogs are FAST when  it comes to food.
213. Moon someone: I have not.
214. Shop-lifted: I have not.
215. Worked at McDonald's: It's where I work now. D:
216. Eaten a dog: I gave a speech once telling people they should.
217. Give money to a homeless person: I have.
218. Glued your hand to yourself: Nope.
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: A peck on the top of the head or the cheek if they're family, but otherwise no.
220. Had a one night stand: No.
221. Smoked: Never.
222. Done drugs: Just the kind that helps you not be sick.
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: No...
224. Slap someone for being stupid: I have not, but have wanted to.
225. Had cyber sex: No.
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: Hahahahaha, so you think with my penchant for gender bending characters (especially Spork), you would think so. XD But no, actually! I just find the concept funny, for some reason.
227. Caught someone doing something: Vaaaaaague. You asked us if we ever had a threesome earlier and NOW you're being vague?
228. Played a game that removes clothing: Nope.
229. Cried during a movie: I don't remember...
230. Cried over someone: Yah...
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Well, yah...my ex was my friend first, and I had a crush on her.
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Nope.
233. Ran away from home: I have not.
234. Cheated on a test: Nope!


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: I wouldn't go out of my way to, but if presented with the opportunity I would.
236. Sky dive: Same as above.
237. Swim with dolphins: Sure.
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: No.
239. Try to be the opposite sex: What does this question mean exactly? Either way, no.
240. Lie to the police: Nope.
241. Run from the police: I don't see why I would currently.
242. Lie to your parents: More like...omitting certain backs.
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: I would not.
244. Be an exotic dancer: No.
245. -this one was blank- Huh.

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: Depends on the context.
247. Loud: See above.
248. Nice: Yes.
249: Outgoing: Depending, really.
250: Quiet: See above.
251. Mean: If you piss me off you will feel the wrath of a thousand suns.
252. Emotional: Not really.
253. Sensitive: To certain things.
254. Gay: I am not.
255. Strong: I guess?
256. Weak: In certain things.
257. Caring: Yup.
258. Dangerous: Well...again, if you piss me off enough...
259. Crazy: Yes.
260. Spontaneous: I am!
261. Funny: I hope so.
262. Sweet: I can be.
263. Sharing: It's part of being a big brother.
264. Responsible: See above.
265. Trustworthy: Totally, dude.
266. Open-minded: I like to think so.
267. Creative: I HAVE CREATED WORLDS
268. Cute: I have been told a couple times that I am...
269. Slick: With moves like Jagger ~
270. Smart: Sometimes I think I'm not that smart, then I say something or do something that makes people stare blankly at me and not understand what I did or say.
271. Dumb: I have lapses.
272. Evil: Only secretly. But seriously, most of the time people I know mention how nice I am to people. XD
273. Ghetto: Word, yo.
274. Classy: When in don't pinkie out.
275. Photogenic: Smile!
276. Dependable: I am.
277. Greedy: In certain things...
278. Ugly: I feel like it sometimes...
279. Messy: ...yes...
280. Neat: ...no...
281. Perverted: One man's perversion is something completely normal to someone else, so...probably, in certain things? I'm not telling you how.
282. Silly: Oh gosh yes.
283. A Bitch: Nope.
284. A Good Listener: I am!
285. A Fighter: I tend to avoid fights when I can.
286. A Party Animal: Nope.
287. A Game Freak: Yes.
288. A Computer Freak: Yes.

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Successful author!
290. Dream house: Someplace nice?
291. Husband/Wife: Specifically? No idea.
292. Kids: I would want kids.
293. Names: First son getst the middle name 'Lewis.' Other then that it's up in the air.
294. Pets: Dog and cat(s)?
295. Car: Something that works.
296. Age you would want to get married: I guess my twenties?
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: Not really sure...
298. Honeymoon: To Europe!

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: Not really sure either, actually...
300. Known the longest: Man, I moved around so much in my youth, I lost track of most of my friends. I guess GS, since it was his fanfic that brought me to the SRB, and where I met everyone there.
301. Craziest: Depends on the day.
302. Loudest: HA and his darn explosions.
303. Shyest: I suppose Cojo, since he's never around. D:
304. Best hair: CR's. It'll eat me if I say otherwise.
305. Best eyes: No idea. XD
306. Best body: See above. XD
307. Most Athletic: Probably either Vidit or HA. Vidit has his military stuff, and I think HA has a fairly regular workout schedule.
308. Hot-Tempered: Kimi.
309. Most impatient: Depends sometimes.
310. Shortest: Spoony.
311. Tallest: GS, I think.
312. Skinniest: No idea.
313. Best singer: I guess CR? Spoony's good too though, actually, so one of them. XD
314. Funniest: Again, really depends on the situation.
315. Can always make you laugh: See above.
316. Wish you talked to more: Avenger...
317. Wish you saw more: Avenger...
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Depends. XDX
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: All of them?
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': Well, my ex, I guess.
321. Whose always been there when you need them: All of them.
322. Who is like your family: All of them. I know them, I talk to them, they're my friends, my allies, my confidantes. We help each other, we make fun of each other, we plot, we plan, we do projects and things together.
323. How many friends do you have?: Some!
324. How many are really close? I suppose it depends on what you define as 'close.'

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Pastrami sandwich.
326. Thing you drank: Dr Pepper
327. Thing you wore: Excluding what I'm currently wearing, my work clothes.
328. Thing you did: Told my brother to feed the dogs.
329. Place you went: Work? XDX
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: None! Freak me out...
331. Person you saw: My little brother.
332. Person you hugged: I think my mom.
333. Person you kissed: I don't remember. XDX
334. -this question was missing- Okay then.
335. Person you talked to online: SRB Skypers
336. Person you talked to on the phone: I think my sister.
337. Song you heard: I don't remember. D:
338. Show you saw: Star Trek
339. Time you fought with your parents: Don't remember...
340. Time you fought with a friend: See above.
341. Words you said: "Know who's probably hungry? The dogs."

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Nothing.
344. What are you drinking: Nothing.
345. What are you thinking: Just how long is this thing?
346. What are you wearing: Sonic shirt, sweat pants.
347. What are you doing: ...This questionairre? Duh?
349. Hair: Short!
350. Mood: Indifferent, a little tired.
351. Listening to: The background noise of the house.
352. Talking to anyone: My little brother a bit, people on Skype.
353. Watching anything: I watched the new Nostalgia Critic earlier.

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No.
355. Are you a carnivore: OMNOMNOMNOM
356. Are you heterosexual: I am.
357. Do you like penguins: I do.
358. Do you write poetry: I haven't for a while, and it was usually for a class. XD
359. Do you see stupid people: Unfortunately.
360. You + Me: I don't even know who you are.
361. Do you like the Osbournes: MY INDIFFERENCE FOR THEM BURNS LIKE SOMETHING THAT IS VERY INDIFFERENT
362. Can you see flying pigs: Yes.
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: I use to. XDX
364. Are you from Afghanistan: No. Also, random question.
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: INDIFFERENT.
366. Are you a zombie: No, but I fight them with plants.
367. Am i annoying you: Occasionally.
368. Do you bite your nails: Sadly...
369. Can you cross your eyes: Nope.
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: Hahahahahahaha, no.
371. Have you touched someone's private part: A gentleman does not kiss and tell...okay that sounded horribly wrong.

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Winter
373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: Eh.
375. MTV or VH1: Eh.
376. Black or White: Black shirt with white lab coat.
377. Yellow or Pink: Yellow, I guess.
378. Football or Basketball: Eh.
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile I suppose
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil please
381. Cold or Hot: Hot
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Noooooooo
383. Inside or Outside: Inside. XDX
384. Weed or Alcohol: Eh
385. Coke or Pepsi: Coke
386. Tape or Glue: Tape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: In-n-Out!

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: It's alright.
389. About boy bands: Do they still exist? I thought they went extinct a decade ago.
390. About suicide: I'm annoyed that we as a species and as a society even have something like suicide.
391. About people who try to force their opinion: Chill out, dude.
392. About teen pregnancy: Well, it happens, but like earlier, I'm disappointed that we as a society and species have this as an issue and isn't something we can't fix.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: I would like to married with a few books published, and a kid or two, I guess?
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Everyone, hopefully. I've been friends with them for six years so far.
395. About gay men: They're people like everyone else.

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: I do not.
397. Current weather right now: Cold and dark
398. Current time: 7:07 Pacific Time
399. Any shout outs: Eh.
400. Last thoughts: Now to find something else to do!